What to know
Paul Walter Hauser to play Chris Farley in Josh Gad-directed biopic… That’s some A+ casting right there. Hauser is such a good actor is basically perfect for the role. But what’s really wild is that Josh Gad, who is also a funny man with echoes of Farley in him, will be making his directorial debut on the project. But wait there’s more! Scott Neustadter and Michael H. Weber, the guys behind (500) Days of Summer and Daisy Jones and the Six are writing the script. The movie is based on the biography by Farley’s brother Tom Farley Jr. and Tanner Colby, and has the full blessing of Farley’s family. I am already seated for opening night. 👏
Paramount making a live-action, R-rated Ninja Turtles movie… Off the popular recent comic series The Last Ronin, about a vengeful lone turtle who seeks retribution against his enemies. This is exactly how Hollywood should reinventing its aging IP, through new, original, and different angles. Hollywood, take notes. 🐢
Margot Robbie producing Monopoly movie… She can’t help herself from raiding the toy box. After Barbie, and news that she’s also producing The Sims movie, we’ve officially got a trend on our hands. But hopefully LuckyChap brings the same social conscience it did to Barbie to Monopoly. 🧐
Sterling K. Brown, Mandy Moore, Chris Sullivan team for This Is Us rewatch podcast… Because did your TV show even happen if it doesn’t have a rewatch podcast. Which is probably a joke I’ve written before, but this is me. 🎙️
Tom Hiddleston’s The Night Manager officially renewed for 2 seasons… Maybe you remember this show from its one season back in — *checks notes* — 2016? 🗓️
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Kendrick Lamar slavery-themed musical comedy film to release next year… Props to Paramount for taking a risk on this. 🎶
Paramount rebooting Scary Movie franchise, making Transformers-GI Joe crossover movie; Lionsgate bringing back Blair Witch… Meanwhile it’s same old same old. 🆗
Another Heroes reboot and another Melrose Place reboot are in the works… Who is asking for these? If it’s you, please come forward. 🤦♀️
Ice Spice joins Spike Lee’s upcoming Denzel Washington movie… Can Ice Spice act? Not a bad first movie to be in, I’d say. 🤔
Nia DaCosta in talks to direct sequel to 28 Years Later… Will it be titled 28 Decades Later? 2️⃣8️⃣
Challengers reviews praise Zendaya’s sexy tennis movie… Game set match. 🎾
Peter Dinklage joins Wicked as Dr. Dillamond… That’s good casting. 🐐
What’s new
Fallout — Apr 10 | Amazon sci-fi video game series | Ⓜ️ 73
Franklin — Apr 12 | Apple historical miniseries | Ⓜ️ 58
Good Times — Apr 12 | Netflix animated sitcom reboot | Ⓜ️
Civil War — Apr 12 | High concept war film in theaters | Ⓜ️ 77
The Sympathizer — Apr 14 | HBO historical war drama series | Ⓜ️ 81